Blood on the dancefloor epic megaupload

Clicking the link with all the naivety of a person who believes politics results in positive outcomes, I opened the video and began to listen. At that same moment, I began, too, to lose my mind.

The noise I heard was a metaphorical wasteland, a barren land razed clean of any semblance of rhythm or rhyme by the merciless forces of Autotune, Benefactor of the Brainless and Antagonist of the Artist. I was rooted to my seat, unable to move, unable to scream, as the death of all things holy echoed in my ears and the screen zoomed slowly on the genderless band mates. I slowly began to understand: this was not a band.

This was an omen. The music stopped. Regaining control of my senses, I clumsily shifted my mouse towards a corner of my screen. Salvation lay there. A small red block with an x in the center lay there. But it was not to be. I had been foolish. I had thought my torment complete. It began again, as the uncaring machine at my feet continued the video.

I had not reached the end, I had reached a pause: a calculated break in sight and sound before the preview of the next track began. I heard screaming all around me. I knew it was the music; sound which was once a human's voice distorted beyond all possible recognition.

However, I also knew the others in the house were screaming. I knew I was screaming. I knew that at that moment, the universe screamed with one voice, cursing whatever power permitted such things to exist. Off-key instrumentals and the howling of these androgynous demons filled my mind and tore it apart, and all hope faded from the world.

I've made mistakes. No fewer than the norm, I'll admit. Once I even attempted to fill an entire review with wordplay based around light, foolish as it may seem. Tuesday 24 August Wednesday 25 August Thursday 26 August Friday 27 August Saturday 28 August Sunday 29 August Monday 30 August Tuesday 31 August Wednesday 1 September Thursday 2 September Friday 3 September Saturday 4 September Sunday 5 September Monday 6 September Tuesday 7 September Wednesday 8 September Thursday 9 September Friday 10 September Saturday 11 September Sunday 12 September Monday 13 September Tuesday 14 September Wednesday 15 September Thursday 16 September Friday 17 September Saturday 18 September Sunday 19 September Monday 20 September Tuesday 21 September Wednesday 22 September Thursday 23 September Friday 24 September Saturday 25 September Sunday 26 September Monday 27 September Tuesday 28 September Wednesday 29 September Thursday 30 September Friday 1 October Saturday 2 October Sunday 3 October Monday 4 October Tuesday 5 October Wednesday 6 October Thursday 7 October Friday 8 October Saturday 9 October Sunday 10 October Monday 11 October Tuesday 12 October Wednesday 13 October Thursday 14 October Friday 15 October Saturday 16 October Sunday 17 October Monday 18 October Tuesday 19 October Wednesday 20 October Thursday 21 October Friday 22 October Saturday 23 October Sunday 24 October Monday 25 October Tuesday 26 October Wednesday 27 October Thursday 28 October Friday 29 October Saturday 30 October Sunday 31 October Monday 1 November Tuesday 2 November Wednesday 3 November Thursday 4 November Friday 5 November Saturday 6 November The chorus is catchy.

Anyway it has a techno auto tuned chorus with an okay beat. The singing sound is so edited it sounds like a robot. And the chorus never builds it just repeats over and over. The track gets boring really fast and is built in a similar way the second track was made. It actually save the song but then comes more rapping after that from Jay. The new one is horrific itself the old one started off with a cool intro and then had a rapping intro that had some screaming that was actually really cool.

This new one took that off and just has an over edited chorus and rapping verses like half the other songs. And Dahvie even sounds out of breath on the rapping verses The ending is great and makes the song. Anyway it starts off with a noise off the Mario game then rapping and singing as usual. It has more screaming vocals then any other song on the album it has a rapping intro from Dahvie then a nice chorus to fill in then a good screaming solo from Jay.

Now does that save it? The answer is yes the song is almost all singing and it not about sex for once. This is one of the songs that are clean enough to put on the radio too. The worst song on the album the whole song is rapping almost and the chorus is a robot voice with more rapping. Not the best but not the worst It's Hard to Be a Diamond. Let's Start a Riot.